WHOLESALE PRODUCT CATALOG
SKU |
IMAGE |
TITLE |
CATEGORY |
BRAND(S), ARTIST(S), TAG(S) |
DESCRIPTION |
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GHAH0072 Available In Stock |
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All Day L.A. Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I love it when we-- • Take romantic walks in Skid Row • Riot after a Lakers’ victory • Bargain for $3 bacon-wrapped hot dogs • Spend quality time together in Los Angeles |
GHAH0071 Available In Stock |
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Pizza Love Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: Happiness is -- • Giving you the last slice of pizza • Watching you smile • Being with you • Not saying anything after you fart |
GHAH0070 Available In Stock |
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Slide Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Things you are not: • You're not your job • You're not how much money you have in the bank • You're not the car you drive • You’re not the contents of your wallet |
GHAH0069 Available Low Stock |
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Salty Behavior Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I'm a horrible person and I am sorry for -- • Burning down your kitchen from an accidental microwave fire • Having a threesome with your significant other and ruining your relationship • Recreating the jumping... more |
GHAH0068 Available In Stock |
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Employment Bear Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Thank you so much for -- • Your time • Your guidance • Your donuts • Possibly hiring me |
GHAH0067 Available In Stock |
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Death Bday Enamel Pin Birthday Set | Pins, Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
The perfect card and gift to celebrate any birthday. Inside message reads: Today is a special day! I hope you-- • Have the best time ever • Get everything you ever wanted • Drink more alcohol than your liver can handle • Have insurance... more |
GHAH0065 Available In Stock |
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Blow Me Cake Enamel Pin Birthday Set | Pins, Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
The perfect card and gift to celebrate any birthday. Inside message reads: Today, we celebrate another year of-- • Your life • Bad decisions • Lowered inhibitions • A possible misdemeanor Each pack comes with a: -(1) Soft enamel pin... more |
GHAH0064 Available In Stock |
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Magic Unicorn Enamel Pin Birthday Set | Pins, Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
The perfect card and gift to celebrate any birthday. Inside message reads: This isn't just a birthday message, it is also a-- • Survival anniversary • Congratulations to remaining alive • Thank you for not dying • Reason for me to... more |
GHAH0063 Available In Stock |
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Old Dino Enamel Pin Birthday Set | Pins, Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
The perfect card and gift to celebrate any birthday. Inside message reads: I am glad you survived another year of life, let’s celebrate– • Living • Bad decisions • Lowered inhibitions • A possible misdemeanor Each pack comes with a... more |
SKLL0022 Available In Stock |
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Galaxy Commanders "Commander Gatta" | Designer Toy-Vinyl | SKULLMARK,Sofubi - Japanese | The Galaxy Commanders figures are based on the classic Hong Kong action figure originally released as Starroid Raiders in 1977. While each piece is a Japanese style sofubi soft vinyl figure, there are 7 points of articulation to replicate the play... more |
SKLL0021 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Galaxy Commanders "Commander Kwartz" | Designer Toy-Vinyl | SKULLMARK,Sofubi - Japanese | The Galaxy Commanders figures are based on the classic Hong Kong action figure originally released as Starroid Raiders in 1977. While each piece is a Japanese style sofubi soft vinyl figure, there are 7 points of articulation to replicate the play... more |
DEVA0009 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Cats You Never Learned About in History Class | Book-Paper | The Devastator | Behind every great man, there is a cat... who trips the man, causing him to sprain his ankle. Dr. Professor, Ph.D, a fuzzy little expert on world history (and purr history), introduces us to history's greatest cats: from a feline pharaoh who... more |
DEVA0008 Available Low Stock |
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Slash Fiction Through the Ages | Book-Paper | The Devastator | For over a hundred years, the sister mediums of animation and comic strip have provided us with many of the world's most beloved fictional characters. From Bugs Bunny to Buzz Lightyear, cartoon characters have made us laugh, made us cry, and... more |
DEVA0007 Available Low Stock |
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Double Fisting | Book-Paper | The Devastator | Are your fists ready for anything?! This page-for-page parody of the manual to Double Dragon for Nintendo will guide you through the tough, glitchy streets of Punching City. Bobby and Robbo are two bros on a mission: Bobby needs to rescue his... more |
DEVA0006 Available In Stock |
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The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man 2 | Book-Paper | The Devastator | The Blue Bomber returns to take on evil Dr. Wily's lamest, most aggravating robots yet! This sequel to our popular robot field guide shows you how to defeat new Mega Man villains inspired by awful people in their twenties, like Slacktivist Man... more |
DEVA0005 Backorder Out of Stock |
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The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man | Book-Paper | The Devastator |
This year, Mega Man turns 27. To celebrate, Dr. Wily created a set of sinister robots to annoy the shit out of him, based on the worst kinds of people we meet in our twenties. These are the lamest, most aggravating Robot Masters yet! Can Mega Man... more |
DEVA0002 Available In Stock |
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Leg Drop Digest | Book-Paper | The Devastator | We cut a promo on 80s wrestling magazines with Leg Drop Digest. Read all the latest news, rumors, and match results about your favorite combat-based morality play performers! Our roster includes Shane "Sex Drive" Davenshire, Funky Jumping... more |
DEVA0001 Available In Stock |
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The Drama Sutra | Book-Paper | The Devastator |
It's the Kama Sutra like you've never seen (or felt) it before. Kick your sex life into gear with this guide to ten basic sexual positions and all their icky emotional implications. About the Author: Comedian and "sex expert"... more |
GNKO0437 Special Order N/A |
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Why Fonts Matter | Book-Paper | Gingko Press | Take a look at the experiences and associations type evokes. Fonts have different personalities that can create trust or mistrust, give you confidence, make things seem easier to do or make a product taste better. Understand the science behind how... more |
SSFC0008 Available In Stock |
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Gum Stick Pin | Pins-Other | Super Secret Fun Club |
1985 Wax Pack stick of gum (Dark pink variant) 1.125" 1 clutch post with rubber clutch polished black nickel soft enamel back stamped SSFC |
VBRV0031 Available In Stock |
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Soul Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Your soul is a good one, i know when it shines in your eyes. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are... more |
VBRV0041 Available In Stock |
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Poppet Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Poppet knows the place where the rainbows shine. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are approx 8cm (... more |
VBRV0315 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Peace Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Today I can only hear peace. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are approx 8cm (3in) tall. |
VBRV0038 Available In Stock |
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Funny Girl Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Funny girl, you make it sunny girl. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are approx 8cm (3in) tall. |
VBRV0032 Available In Stock |
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Silly Billy Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Let's go camping silly-billy! fresh air and green green grass. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All... more |
VBRV0036 Available In Stock |
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Giggles 2 Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
The memories of us brings me giggles! Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are approx 8cm (3in) tall. |
VBRV0317 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Snuggle Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Let's hiding from the chilly skies inside a snuggle bubble. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls... more |
VBRV0307 Available In Stock |
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Birthday Girl Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Collect together every happy wishes and put them in a bundle for you on my birthday. i hope you like them. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret... more |
VBRV0312 Available In Stock |
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Best Friends Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
I quite like all my friends but you are the best one. thank you for being the best one. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread... more |
VBRV0314 Available In Stock |
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Little Star Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
Your twinkles shining so very far, you are a little star. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are... more |
VBRV0309 Available In Stock |
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Lucky Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
I am wishing you so lucky. for this day and all the days. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are... more |
VBRV0320 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Yee-ha! Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
We're wearing our twinkle shoes and shouting yee-ha! Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are... more |
VBRV0039 Available In Stock |
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Coco Momiji | Designer Toy-Vinyl | Momiji |
I'm coco crazy for springtime in Paris. Momiji are handpainted resin message dolls. Turn them upside down...inside every one there's a tiny folded card for your own secret message. Spread the love. All dolls are approx 8cm (3in)... more |
SKLL0020 Available In Stock |
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Galaxy Commanders "Commander McBrain" | Designer Toy-Vinyl | SKULLMARK,Sofubi - Japanese | The Galaxy Commanders figures are based on the classic Hong Kong action figure originally released as Starroid Raiders in 1977. While each piece is a Japanese style sofubi soft vinyl figure, there are 7 points of articulation to replicate the play... more |
SKLL0019 Available In Stock |
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Galaxy Commanders "Commander Ion" | Designer Toy-Vinyl | SKULLMARK,Sofubi - Japanese | The Galaxy Commanders figures are based on the classic Hong Kong action figure originally released as Starroid Raiders in 1977. While each piece is a Japanese style sofubi soft vinyl figure, there are 7 points of articulation to replicate the play... more |
SKLL0018 Available In Stock |
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Galaxy Commanders "Commander Baron" | Designer Toy-Vinyl | SKULLMARK,Sofubi - Japanese | The Galaxy Commanders figures are based on the classic Hong Kong action figure originally released as Starroid Raiders in 1977. While each piece is a Japanese style sofubi soft vinyl figure, there are 7 points of articulation to replicate the play... more |
SAVG0007 Available In Stock |
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Savage Monsters Luggage Tags | Bags/Wallets/Accessories-Vinyl | Savage Monsters | Lenticular 3"x4" luggage tag with business card sized sleeve on the back. Comes with rubber strap. |
GHAH0062 Available In Stock |
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Dad Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: To the best dad in the world, I just wanted to say thanks for -- • Assisting in giving birth to me • Putting up with me as a teenager • Being a supportive and loving • Teaching me how to change my oil |
GHAH0061 Available In Stock |
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Mom Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: To the best mom in the world, I just wanted to say thanks for -- • Giving birth to me • Putting up with me as a teenager • Being a supportive and loving • Buying me underwear |
GHAH0060 Available In Stock |
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Smart Cookie Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: To the best parents in the world, thanks for-- • Driving me to the first day of school • Buying me underwear • Horribly explaining where children come from • Making me the person I am today |
GHAH0059 Available In Stock |
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Find Yourself Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Things can be terrifying right now, but remember – • You can do anything you set your mind to • You are going to live through this • You have family and friends you can depend on • To always wash your hands after you... more |
GHAH0058 Available In Stock |
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Beer Forever Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hey man. I’m sorry about the break-up, but you need to believe in – • Yourself • The power of alcohol • Pornography • Booty calls |
GHAH0057 Available In Stock |
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Pizza Forever Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to – • Relax • Find yourself • Move on • Buy pizza |
GHAH0055 Available In Stock |
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Chill Out Ice Cream Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to-- • Relax • Find yourself • Move on • Get laid |
GHAH0054 Available In Stock |
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Chill Out A/C Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to-- • Relax • Find yourself • Move on • Get laid |
GHAH0053 Available In Stock |
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Cat Lady Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hey! You are getting his card because -- • This is how I imagine you after the break-up • You need a new boyfriend • You need a new hobby • That cat obsession is really freaking me out |
GHAH0052 Available In Stock |
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Hang In There Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I know you have been going through a tough time, but remember -- • You have family • You have friends • You have me • You aren’t a cat hanging on a wire |
GHAH0051 Available In Stock |
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Smile Cloud Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Be Happy, you have a decent-- • Job • Car • Home • Non-life treating disease |
GHAH0050 Available In Stock |
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Smile Face Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Be Happy, you have a decent-- • Job • Car • Home • Non-life treating disease |
GHAH0049 Available In Stock |
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Hello Subway Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I just wanted to say that -- •You are awesome •You are a decent person •You are moderately likable •I acknowledge your existence and tolerate you |
GHAH0048 Available In Stock |
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Hello Bus Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I just wanted to say that -- •You are awesome •You are a decent person •You are moderately likable •I acknowledge your existence and tolerate you |
GHAH0047 Available In Stock |
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Too Awesome Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Congratulations! Let’s get smashed and celebrate-- • Your birthday • Your new job • Your success • A generic event |
GHAH0046 Available In Stock |
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New Bacon Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hello! The things I like include– • Eating pizza • Eating breakfast • Eating with you • All of the above so let’s go grab some food |
GHAH0045 Available In Stock |
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Succulent It Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hello! this is for you because I know you – • Like wrestling • Like succulents • Like cartoony drawings of buff dudes • Really do suck |
GHAH0044 Available In Stock |
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Classy Heels Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hey girl, you are looking so – • Fancy • Gorgeous • Breathtaking • Slutty (I take it back, I was right the first time) |
GHAH0043 Available In Stock |
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Adventure Scooter Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: It is time to celebrate and-- • See new sights • Learn from new experiences • Develop inner peace, creativity and harmony • Stop binging on Netflix |
GHAH0042 Available In Stock |
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Adventure Camp Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: It is time to celebrate and-- • See new sights • Learn from new experiences • Develop inner peace, creativity and harmony • Stop binging on Netflix |
GHAH0041 Available In Stock |
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Breath Away Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: You are leaving my breathless for being – • Awesome • Fresh • Dope • Yourself |
GHAH0040 Available In Stock |
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Internet Famous Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Wow! I am surprised you don’t have a temporary state of notoriety for your– • Acting • Singing • Post-production editing skills • How many hot dogs you can fit in your mouth |
GHAH0039 Available In Stock |
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Hug Life Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: No matter what happens -- • Keep your head up • Life goes on • I ain’t mad at you • The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice |
GHAH0038 Available In Stock |
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Brain Orgasm Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: You just blew my mind for being-- • Awesome • Fresh • Dope • Yourself |
GHAH0037 Available In Stock |
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Whiskey Inside Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: To one of the most awesome people I know, I have always enjoyed -- • Our conversations • Your attitude about life • Your humor • Your alcohol consumption |
GHAH0036 Available In Stock |
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Beautiful Beer Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: To one of the most awesome people I know, I have always enjoyed -- • Our conversations • Your attitude about life • Your humor • Your alcohol consumption |
GHAH0035 Available In Stock |
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Spaceman Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Thank you so much for -- • Your support • Your time • Being yourself • Always buying me beer |
GHAH0034 Available In Stock |
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New Job Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Congratulations on the new gig because – • You deserve it • You are one of the hardest workers I know • You are on your way to better things • I am tired of seeing your face |
GHAH0032 Available In Stock |
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You Don't Suck Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hey champ, you did at mediocre work with-- • Your significant other • Finding a job • Buying a home • Being a parent |
GHAH0031 Available In Stock |
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Killing It Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You are doing an amazing job with your-- • Life decisions • Career goals • Creative endeavors • Tax returns |
GHAH0030 Available In Stock |
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Pick Me Up Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Thanks for being a good friend when – • I get sad • I get scared • I get lonely • I need someone to take one for the team when I am at the bar |
GHAH0029 Available In Stock |
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Friend Ship Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Thanks for being my co-captain, our friendship has survived -- • The rough waters of emotions • The storms of jealousy • The hurricane of confusion • Crazy women |
GHAH0028 Available In Stock |
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Pretty Cool Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You will always be one of my favorite friends because -- • You are always there for me • You laugh at my bad jokes • You hate my exes • You saw my private parts |
GHAH0027 Available In Stock |
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Universe Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Thanks for being a good friend and-- • Always being there for me • Listening to all of my problems • Being awesome • Giving me the best high fives |
GHAH0026 Available In Stock |
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Don't Screw Up Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Congratulations-- • To a beautiful wedding • To your new life together • For planning an open bar during the reception |
GHAH0025 Available In Stock |
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High Score Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: Congratulations, you have – • Impressed me with your skills • Beaten the hardest level • Saved the princess • Unlocked my secret treasure |
GHAH0024 Available In Stock |
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My World Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: I am glad you are in my life because you are– • Down to Earth • Always rocking my world • Earth-shatteringly amazing • Supportive like how the earth can support life |
GHAH0023 Available In Stock |
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Coffee Need Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: Coffee is like our relationship– • Addictive • Strong • Sweet • Nasty (the good kind of nasty) |
GHAH0022 Available In Stock |
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Man Wife You Up Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: I’d put a ring on that because -- • Your polo collection is mad legit • No one can fix a broken light bulb like you • Your knowledge of power tools is impressive • You'd make a fantastic husband |
GHAH0021 Available In Stock |
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Wife You Up Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: I’d put a ring on that because -- • Your cooking is comparable to my mothers • You can make my clothes smell like a fresh, spring day • You have excellent, organizational skills • You’d make a fantastic wife |
GHAH0020 Available In Stock |
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Meaty Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: My favorite part(s) of being with you is-- • Making memories that will last a lifetime • Watching you smile when you wake up • Holding your hand during casual walks • The sex |
GHAH0019 Available In Stock |
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Missing You Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: I really miss your -- • Hugs • Kisses • Face • Dry humping |
GHAH0018 Available In Stock |
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Complete Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: We belong together, thanks for being my -- • Lover • Soul mate • Best friend • Shorty |
GHAH0017 Available In Stock |
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Beezies Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You are kinda crazy when you-- • Call/text me the moment I drop you off • Change out FB statuses to married • Cling to me worse than fabric softener sheets • Stalk me • All of the above but I love a little... more |
GHAH0016 Available In Stock |
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No Longer Alone Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: Thanks for being a part of my life-- • Going to the movies isn’t as lonely • Dancing is more fun with a partner • I love eating off your plate • I am glad I found you |
GHAH0015 Available In Stock |
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So Textual Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I like the way you-- • Type “LOL” at my bad jokes • Send me Emoji • Share pictures of your food • Write run-on sentences without punctuation nor grammar |
GHAH0014 Available In Stock |
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Doggystyle Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: Prepare to bump the ugliest of uglies. Tonight, we celebrate — • Your birthday • Our anniversary • Valentines Day • Like animals |
GHAH0012 Available In Stock |
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Young Bird Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Just kidding, you aren’t that old. I hope you -- •Have a great day •Celebrate it with some awesome people •Make some memories that will last a lifetime •Don’t get arrested |
GHAH0011 Available In Stock |
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Bearly Wish Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I barely wish anyone, “Happy Birthday,” because -- • I save them for my favorite people • The most awesome people get a greeting card • I want them to be miserable • I barely have any friends |
GHAH0010 Available In Stock |
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Rhino Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You party animal, I hope you– • Have an amazing day • Get everything your heart desires • Celebrate with family and friends • Don’t burn your house down |
GHAH0009 Available In Stock |
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Giraffe Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You party animal, I hope you– • Have an amazing day • Get everything your heart desires • Celebrate with family and friends • Don’t burn your house down |
GHAH0008 Available In Stock |
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Zebra Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: You party animal, I hope you– • Have an amazing day • Get everything your heart desires • Celebrate with family and friends • Don’t burn your house down |
GHAH0007 Available In Stock |
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Extinct Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: I am glad you survived another year of life, let’s celebrate– • Living • Bad decisions • Lowered inhibitions • A possible misdemeanor |
GHAH0006 Available In Stock |
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Sweet Dreams Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: The perfect ingredients for your birthday– • 16 ounce can of happiness • 1 cup of excitement • 8 ounces of fresh memories • 2 tablespoons of poor decisions |
GHAH0005 Available In Stock |
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Beating It Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Feliz cumpleaños! I hope your birthday is filled with • Fun • Family and friends • Everlasting memories • A new porn membership |
GHAH0002 Available In Stock |
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You Did It! Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: This isn't just a birthday message, it is also a(n)-- • Anniversary to surviving • Congratulations to remaining alive • Thank you for not dying • Reason for me to celebrate and get drunk |
GHAH0001 Available In Stock |
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Eff Up Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Happy birthday! I hope you-- • Have the best night ever • Start a drunk fight • Win a drunk fight • Remember who got you this card |
GHAH0033 Available In Stock |
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Almost #1 Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Decent work, champ! You came in very close with – • That game • That business deal • That job promotion • Finding a significant other |
GHAH0056 Available In Stock |
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Ice Cream Forever Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Hey girl. I’m sorry about the break-up, but you need to believe in – • Yourself • Ice cream • Online dating • Booty calls |
GHAH0003 Available In Stock |
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Monster Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa |
Inside message reads: Today, we celebrate another year of-- • Your life • Bad decisions • Lowered inhibitions • A possible misdemeanor |
GHAH0013 Available In Stock |
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Yay Intercourse Card | Stationery/Card-Paper | Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day |
Inside message reads: I have a question to ask you -- • Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot? • Do you know your body is 65% water? I am thirsty. • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. • Are you a beaver? Cause dam! |
CWCC0001 Available In Stock |
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Dog Eaters Graphic Novel | Book, Comic/Graphic Novels-Paper | Malcolm Wong, Guillermo Angel |
Mankind failed to transcend the Petroleum Age. 175 years after the Die Off, civilization consists of scattered nomadic tribes, isolated casino-cities, and roving bands of predatory bandits. The Black Dog Clan makes its way down a trading route... more |
PATC0052 Backorder Out of Stock |
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Floxy Original Plush | Plush-Plush | Patch Together | Height : 8" |