"When douchiness abounds, dickishness is afoot and general jerkiness is slung about for no good reason...HE WILL BE THERE!
Bigshot Toyworks proudly presents... the FUnicorn!! Riding to your aid like a majestical steed, dealing backhands of justice, with Zero Fucks given or taken. In a world of pretty ponies and other glitter-spewing magical creatures, the FUnicorn gallops across the land with his head held high, ready to spread his message… of love.
The FUnicorn...he puts the FU back in FUN!
The FUnicorn stands 7 inches tall, hand crafted in resin in limited numbers. Choose the Bronze Edition to award the FUnicorn to your own Zero Fucks Hero. Prepare yourself for instant legendary status (free with purchase). NOTE: Bronze version comes in plain white box (no graphics on box)."